High on new-shoe-smell, a maximum of 20 minutes later, I return home with my prize. Triumphantly, I put my new striped wedges on (with much pomp and circumstance), and instantly I realize ~ they KILL MY FEET! Not only do they hurt, my husband, looks at my feet and says to me "those shoes look painful honey".
WTH (and by WTH, I really mean WTeff, but don't tell my Mom I said eff.)
So what is a girl to do?
Return them?
Nah, the sensible thing to do would be to search on Pinterest for a solution!
So, I search:
"how-to stretch tight shoes", and
"feet too big, shoes too small", and
"grow shoes, shrink feet"
I browse various posts, and ultimately decide on the following (mostly based on the sheer confidence in the claim ~ Shoes will be at least one size larger!):
- To stretch leather or canvas shoes, fill a Ziploc baggie 1/3 full with water.
- Insert baggie into the shoes.
- Place shoes in the freezer.
- Leave overnight.
- Take shoes out of freezer.
- Remove ice baggies.
- Shoe will be stretched one full size (Yes!!!)
Okay, I'm game. After all, I live and breathe by Pinterest. It has never let me down.
So I follow the instructions (and even take pictures of my shoes in the freezer, cuz that's not weird).
So I follow the instructions (and even take pictures of my shoes in the freezer, cuz that's not weird).
Tick tock.
Tick tock.
I pull them out of the freezer to defrost, and I'm almost as excited as if I was defrosting a tenderloin...
Finally, the moment of truth ~ I pull the ice out, and slip the new shoe on. They're cold. The cold feels good.
The. Shoes. Do. Not.
And now I really do say "eff" for real, as I realize: Pinterest lied.
This Pinterest Promise of a DIY Shoe Stretching Solution didn't work for this Sore Footed Slightly Ticked Off Chic.
So, as I write this cautionary tale, sitting in my coral striped wedges, wearing ultra thick sports socks, I beg of you to remember: you can't believe everything you find on Pinterest.
*disclaimer - no shoes were harmed in this blog post.
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