He proceeds to ask me to put together the wooden clothes drying rack, that we are going to take camping with us in a couple of weeks. (See the link and picture at right.)
Really? I mean, okay, I know I have a bruise on my foot from tripping on the boat and stepping on a cracker box; and oh yeah, a cut on my ankle because I slipped while using a pumice stone in the shower - but this is what I'm reduced to? I am only trusted with the "important" job of putting the clothes rack together? Guess he's not going to teach me how to use the chainsaw any time soon...
But then I thought, I need an attitude adjustment! No job is ever too small. It takes a village. One step at a time. (Whatever! I will show him and put this baby together in record time!)
So I open up the box and here are the parts - as you can see this is a cinch!
I read through the whole 5 steps on the instruction sheet, even though I don't need to. In several places the instructions use these little *** and command: "note latch position". In fact, the instructions make this note three times. Yeah, yeah. I got it.
So I go to town. I spread out the 2 side frames, and start putting the long dowels into the little holes in one of the frames.
Not so fast. The dowels are kinda hard to push in and so I move from the carpet (squishy) to the hard wood (not squishy). Still impossible to push in. So I grab a hammer, cuz the instructions say I can "tap lightly with a hammer" to put the dowels in place. And you can do that, for a fun diversion. Or, you can use all of your body weight and wrestle them in, like I had to. It's up to you.
Okay, so once the dowels are in one side of the frame, I go ahead and spread out the other side of the frame on top of the dowl rod tips. He he he, ha ha! That was fun! Here's why: Every time I got one dowel in a hole another one popped out! Like me, you may find this process takes 25 minutes before you get them all wedged in, but who's keeping time?
Finally, I wrangle all of the dowels in, and there we have it! Take that
Here is the finished product. What an accomplishment!
Just so you know, I am NEVER telling this story to my husband, or he will never let me use power tools! Furthermore, I wager if he gets wind of this, I will be subjected to endless smirks and eye-rolls. Regardless, I'm pretty pleased with myself. Tomorrow I may even weild a spray paint can!
If anyone out there would like to spend a fun-filled afternoon wrestling a wooden clothes rack into submission - just click the link above right, and you too can sleep tonight with DIY satisfaction! Let me know how it goes!
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Got thoughts and ideas for me? I would LOVE to hear from you! Julia